Questions, That Will Never Have an Answer ( please read)?
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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I don’t get one of these at all.
haha i liked those and yeah i admit i did start singin those songs
Heh, so right. But assassination is when someone is killed by a gun, it’s a form of murder >.<
BTW, I didn’t try to sing The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
haha these are really good! i love this one:
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
First question: yes
Second question: When you make a difference politically
Eighth question: Babies sleep fine if you hit them on the soft part of their head
Twentieth question: I think you know the answer… yay babies
Twenty third question: I didn’t
Twenty fifth question: ‘Cause your breath smells terrible… eat a mint man!
awesome!!!
about spending an eternity in what your burried in….i want to be burried in skinny jeans and converse and an MCR shirt and stuff.
….IF i die young. not if i was 90 some. that could be disturbing. o_0
I got a couple… one is probably going to offend someone but who cares!!!
why can you join the military and go to war at 18.. risking your life to fight for this country.. but you cant enjoy a beer in a bar legally untill your 21??????? tell me that…
and number two… why do they make cars that go 125mph.. some faster… when we have speed limits and arent supposed to drive that fast anyways????
1>No you can’t. There’s water around you, so leaking eyes don’t look like they ARE leaking.
2>When they are a great person with lots of power(like, Hitler, JFK)
3>It’s for the GST.
4>No, you get whatever you want.
5>They wanted to put a square pizza in it.
6>Herpes.
7>Philosophy changes. Times change. Thoughts change.
8>They’re talking about when the "baby" is ACTUALLY sleeping.
9>It’s called a "signing".
10>A movie is at the theatre. A show is on TV.
11>Because they look beautiful.
12>So they can get a nice surprise.
13>You answered that yourself.
14>I like crispy. Also, if the toaster goes weak, you turn it up high and it’ll work the same.
15>Eminem doesn’t care. SO WHY SHOULD WE?!?
16>Where are you? There are different laws from city to city, you know.
17>Because a hole isn’t phisically there. We call it a "hole" because of its lack of material.
18>Ask Walt Disney.
19>Where’s the restauraunt?
20>I know it’s not babies.
21>BAD morality.
22>Yes they do. The Alphabet is just longer.
23>No I didn’t.
24>An asteroid is in space. A meteor is falling form space to the earth. A meteorite is a meteor that landed.
25>No I don’t.
Can you cry under water?
Of course, you can. Your tears will just mix with the water sourrounding your face.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Important enough for someone with enough money. Assassination has usually a hitman involved.
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
The giver keeps it.
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Stuck in the clothes you were buried in for all enternity – and in all the clothes ever made.
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Because it was easier to manufacture square boxes when they invented them. And then, it just stuck.
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
The disease’s called "being alive".
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
You don’t need wheels on the moon.
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
The babies that will torture their parents when they are teenagers give them a break when they are babies and sleep through.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes, because a manual is still a manual when used by a woman.
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Because movies are bigger than TV – you fit easier in them. Ever tried to crawl into a plasma screen? Not enough space, baby.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because the sunset is more interesting to watch on a tall building, than on the streets, surrounded by walls.
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Because they’re nice – that way, they’ll never learn that the guy in front of them usually has a jumper underneath his clothes that has a huge "S" on it.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Because panties is trousers and pants, only smaller, while bra is T-Shirt and Sweat Shirt only smaller. Notice the singulars and plurals?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
That setting is NOT for your toast, stupid, it’s for the hamster of your horrible neighbour.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Well … it IS a STUPID song for a reason.
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
I’ll tell you when I’m the hearse’s passenger.
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
MacGuyver can make a nuclear bomb out of a chewing gum and a transistor radio — so I guess the professor was lacking the pencil sharpener; otherwise it would have worked.
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
It has something to do with the training — and the clothes they are wearing (or not wearing, really.)
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Because it’s funnier to HUNT dinner. Plus, it was in his contract.
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
… … … you don’t know the species of the babies.
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Morality comes from moray.
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Yes, and so does have the German song "Tomorrow, Santa Claus comes." Interesting, yes?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Three songs, really.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
… because a mastoid can be anywhere?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
This questions implies the absence of tic-tacs.
That was fun.
wow- those are all really good- you got a star from me!
and i have one to add:
why is it that you PARK on a DRIVEway but you DRIVE on a PARKway?
NICE!!! I loved the baby oil one!!!! Class "A" Sh!t!!
Those are GREAT. Star for you
funni stuff!!! i actually did try and sing both songs lol! and then when i saw the next question i bust out laughing….that’ one gave u a star from me!
haha those are funny!!
Those were definately great!