Please tell me why ? star if you like?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
——————————————————————————–If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They’re both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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1. Yes it’s a muscle in the eye that excretes tears, water does not stop this muscle from functioning.
2. Political figure or religious figure, one that has the capabilities to hinder or destroy a movement, country, or group.
3. 2¢ is opinion, penny is thoughts. Thoughts aren’t worth as much, and they don’t have to pertain to a particular subject.
4. No. New body= new clothes/ none.
5. So that it looks bigger. And because they’re stupid, the best pizzas are square.
6. Rawness. Dangerous.
7. Because one is technology and one is laziness/ convenience. And because rocket scientists aren’t as smart as they think.
8. Because babies sleep well in those two hours to be able to do it wake up all the time.
9. Yes, hearing in legal terms.
10. In is past tense, TV is "live" usually. And because it’s brought to you as opposed to you going to it.
11. Rape.
12. So it’s not uncomfortable for you to strip while they are in the room. And so that you can’t get them in trouble for watching you reveal yourself as opposed to already revealed.
13. Bra is a single piece of clothing that was possibly originated from old Israelite cultures, it would have been a single sash worn across the chest. Panties have two leg parts, arms on a bra aren’t necessarily on the arms.. since it’s shoulders and not biceps.
14. My mother liked burnt toast actually. And they do that in link with bread companies, you burn toast and you need more- so you go through bread faster and need to buy more.
15. Some people do care, don’t be mean.
16. Yes.
17. Because he doesn’t want to go out again, radio is more fun to use. Procrastination due to fun with radio.
18. Goofy doesn’t realize that walking upright isn’t dignified. Because he’s goofy.
19. You wouldn’t understand but I’ll try to explain it to you. It wasn’t about dinner, it was about victory.
20. Corn and veggie oil refer to the original product, baby is meant so you know what the product is intended for. Corn and veggies obviously don’t need oil for them, babies can.
21. No, honestly that was a kind of sad play on words.. but nice try.
22. Cousins. You can’t tell the difference.
23. Didn’t. I hummed it.
24. Medical to astronomical, it’s dangerous to try to mix the two of them.
25. If that’s the case he is telling you that your breath is worse than exhaust.
Sorry but I’m a realistic person. Good ones though.
Man that is a lot of q’s! lol
Don’t know.
Funny well done
lol nice
LOL. That is food for the thought.
these are all very good points…
what a dinner conversation…also i think Dr.Phil should investigate