I’m just wondering.
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he
just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
my husband had severe pain about 2 years ago and actually went to the hospital. At which they did x-rays that totaled over 10,000 dollars all to release him and say they were going to refer us to a urologist! wow!!
Anyhow he saw the urologist who said he just had an enlarged prostate and the only treatment was to either just tolerate it or have surgery. Anyone know much about this? Does that diagnosis sound right.
I ask because he has been having the same pain recently and we are trying to get pregnant, so I feel like he is double pressured and I don’t want him to be stressed 
oh, I read in a different post that prostate pain could be confused for hemorrhoids. Wasn’t sure if maybe he was misdiagnosed. The urologist didn’t take any x-rays only did a "physical exam"
THANK YOU!!!
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
10. What do you call male ballerinas?
11. Can blind people see their dreams?
12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
14. Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
16. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
18. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
19. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
20. Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
21. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
22. Why do they call it an ‘asteroid’ when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a ‘hemorrhoid’ when it’s inside your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
LOL, wise guy
I just found two little bumps around my rectum. They’re a ligher pink color, doesn’t hurt but I’ve experienced bleeding while pooping in the recent past. Could it be hemorrhoids? Are there any over the counter treatments I could try?
CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN".. BUT IT’S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"? WHERE’S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?
ONCE YOU’RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?
WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?
WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?
HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY" WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?
IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU’RE ON TV?
WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?
WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY’RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.
WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?
WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?
IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?
CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ? </ P>
IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN’S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN’T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?
WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS? THEY’RE BOTH DOGS!
IF WILEY E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN’T HE JUST BUY DINNER?
IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?
IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?
WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT’S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG’S FACE, HE GETS MAD AT YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE; HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW?
I had to admit, I pondered some of these questions…
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he
just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
My Boyfriend has Piles but he is too nervous to go to the Doctor? any effective home Treatments? what about his diet?is it an Allergy to something?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he
just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
to people i wont say names (sk8rgirl) im not this stupid and yes i know its spelled stupid not stoopid but thats how i spell. dang you can’t say anything anymore now a days. Probably on their T.O.M.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it’s only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
Binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
——————————————————————————–
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
——————————————————————————–
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
——————————————————————————–
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
——————————————————————————–
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
——————————————————————————–
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
——————————————————————————–
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
——————————————————————————–
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
——————————————————————————–
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
I’m refferring to what treatment he may give me etc.
Thank’s in advance.
This is a question i cant find answers to, have you ever tried this for relief or treatment?
Is it good / recommended ?
Yes no why
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt."
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn’t he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
a.. Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can’t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
——————————————————————————–
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
——————————————————————————–
Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
——————————————————————————–If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
——————————————————————————–
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
——————————————————————————–
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
——————————————————————————–
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
——————————————————————————–
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They’re both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
——————————————————————————–
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
——————————————————————————–
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
——————————————————————————–
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
——————————————————————————–
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
——————————————————————————–
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
I have had this external hemorrhoid for a week now, and I am in so much pain and agony. I’ve been skipping high school because I can’t walk normally with this hemorrhoid. I’m done with it and have decided I need to get it popped by a doctor or something. Which treatment from a doctor would get rid of it most effectively?
And, once it’s gone, will I be able to compete in sports again?
Please answer, I’m going crazy.
Thanks
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? What happens to that extra penny?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
——————————————————————————–
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
——————————————————————————–
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
——————————————————————————–
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON tv?
——————————————————————————–
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
——————————————————————————–
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
——————————————————————————–
Why is "bra" singular and " panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
no decent human being would eat?
——————————————————————————–
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
——————————————————————————–
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
——————————————————————————–
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
——————————————————————————–
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
——————————————————————————–
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
——————————————————————————–
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
——————————————————————————–
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
——————————————————————————–
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
——————————————————————————–
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you. But, when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
i have a fairly small bump on my anus and it hurts REALLY bad, i’m in a play and dancing is so pinful! i have 4 more days of the play, but i REALLY want this thing to go away! please give advice on what i should do! i’ve told my parents but they didn’t seem to care nor get help. I don’t know what to do! should i sit in hot water for 20 minutes? should i try the rubber band technique? i have the supplies and what not, but i still don’t know what exactly to do. I really want the pain to stop! it’s an eternal one, not internal, PLEASE give advice!
Best treatment? I have had them for about a year and they won’t go away. I have moderate bleeding, and tried using preparation H wipes but they stop for a bit and then return. I don’t have insurance so the doctor is out of the question. Any suggestions?
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
——————————————————————————–
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
——————————————————————————–
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
I’m 22 and recently have been having some difficult health issues. Hemorrhoids are just one of them, and the rest have to be taken care of by a GYN. Can they help me with hemorrhoids or what type of doctor should I see?
Questions to ponder…some just make you want
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it’s only a "penny
for your
> thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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> Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried
> in for eternity?
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up like
> every two hours?
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see
you
> naked anyway.
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> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible
> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?
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> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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> If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why
> can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re
both
> dogs!
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> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn’t he
> just buy dinner?
>
>
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
> what is baby oil made from?
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> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere,
but call
> it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad
at you,
> but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
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> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
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No "avery and aj’s mum" – they belong in this section – ask your children/grandchildren for the answers and then get back on here with them!
Well what I mean is – my grandchildren ask similar sorts of questions to which I don’t know the answer and simply asking them makes us think – what is wrong with that?
Ha ha – good answers,Mandy S! The last one I suppose should be "why did you subscribe to Y!A in the first place" in this context!
Ha ha,jds girl – congratulations for having such smart children and I’ll think about your quesion at the end and get back to you!
He has Parkinson disease, diabetes, high cholesterol, and a heart condition. He takes several medications a day including pain pills for his back. I know the pain pills can cause constipation, but not to the extremity of it now. He uses enemas, and laxatives, including sorbitol (for severe constipation) and it seems nothing is helping.He occasionally uses hemorrhoid cream as well. He eats lots of T.V dinners, soups, sausage, and processed meats. His diet is horrible, but he is having trouble cooking for himself. He also sits at home in his chair and watches T.V most of the day and has trouble getting any exercise because of his deteriorating muscles. He is week and nauseous most of the time. I am getting ready to move in with him to care for him and am wondering if there is a certain diet that may help, or if it will require treatment from a physician. We have been to several doctors and all they do is change his medicine around. PLEASE I AM DESPERATE!! He needs help.
about 5-6 days ago i had my hemorrhoids flare up and there was a little blood on my toilet paper and a few drops in the toilet. after the second day i used preparation H and it went away the next day however the day before it went away i started to feel slightly gassy and had some slight pain in my intestines. i still have that now. i don’t feel any different other than some gassyness and a slight burning in my colon ( it kind of blends in with gas pain). i would go to the doctor and ask but i dont have health care. i tend to worry alot about minute things but some symptoms sound like colorectal cancer. im also 20 years old have a pretty clean bill of health and im pretty sure no one in my family has had issues with this kind of cancer.
any idea what this might be?
i should also add that i dont have diarrhea and i dont think im constipated. but when i do have a movement its small.
other symptoms-
odd sharp pain near belly button
very slight burning when i urinate sometimes.
my diet usually consists of a bowl of cereal in the morning, usually a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, and just about anything for dinner. fruits and vegetables are scarce.