This is totally embarassing to me to ask this After having my daughter, I developed hemorrhoids. Something that happens to a lot of women but one part of giving birth most don’t talk about. It is EXTREMELY painful to have bowel movements and I don’t know what to do about it!

Anyone have any remedies that will CURE this awful pain and get rid of the baby piles all together?

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Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What would Geronimo shout if he jumped?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s down below where the sun don’t shine?

my girlfriend has got really bad hemorrhoids and last night i got a scalpel and tryed to cut them off for her but they just bled so i put a tampon inside her anus anyway we have tryed everything else like wartner freeze thing and hemorrhoids cream but nothing seems to work theyre are really big for her and they bulge thru her jeans
she’s in a lot of pain with them

I have itching on the area between my vagina and anus. It only itches after I wipe there, and it looks like there may be a bump there. Is this a hemorrhoid? How do you cure this, because it is driving me mad after I wipe.
Other Info: virgin, just started period, not any yeast infection or anything, I wipe the correct way (front to back)

I’m fourteen years old. I love salt and pepper. But recently, just recently, I learned about the good use of fibre so I eat more vegatables and bread, but I only started last week or so.

Now, I have a swelling around my butt. Whenever I finish pooping and attempt to clean it, my tissue always come in contact with the swelling and then, when I looked at the tissue paper, there is two droplets of light red blood. The second time, the blood is no more.

Am I suffering from hemorrhoids? If so, what natural cure can I take? I sit down a lot because of school and my addiction for computers…

Its really itchy, and when I go number 2 it really burns and its a little bloody. I have increased my daily fiber two fold and have been drinking lots of water, and I use preparation H cream. At first I thought it was no big deal, but its lasting more than two weeks, and I dont know how to deal with it; could it be some sort of infection?

Does the H Miracle hemorrhoid cure work?

what if a person is 75, 80 or maybe 85 and has a bad case of hemorrhoids, not life threatening but certainly very painfull. will they be able to get an operation to cure them?, if so how long will they have to wait? also are there monthly dues for the obama plan or is free. if so how much

I’ve tried using WiseWays Herbals Lemon Balm Cream (which is good for herpes breakouts), and I’ve found that it’s very soothing at at the very least, a decent protectorate, but I still have hemorrhoids. Horse Chestnut tablets and creams seem to help counteract the problem, but not entirely, so I’m wondering if anyone knows of something relatively common that is known to work.

I’m a poor college student, so I’ve been hoping to solve this with items I already have around the house (which includes most common herbal supplements).

And don’t tell me miracles are actually happening. Otherwise were are the folks walking on water, raising the dead, turning water into Jose Cuervo, or putting mud and spit into peoples eyes and curing their hemorrhoids? Sorry folks, not happening.

So what is keeping god so busy these days?

Do you think he is now regretting that there are no babes in the Holy Trinity?

I have hemorrhoids that I can feel on the outside. They did hurt and I have been using a hemorrhoid gel to relieve the pain. The pain is no longer there but I can still feel the swelling portion of the hemorrhoids when applying the cream. Will they go completely away??????

I have an internal hemorrhoid Stage I. My proctologist insists that there is no treatment for that and only gave me a Dieting List and suggested light exercise. He also mentioned that since there is no blood in my stools yet there is no point in removing it surgically. He says that it can only be dealt with later on when the hemorrhoid is External. But I really wouldn’t want that to happen. So is there another treatment in order to prevent or even possibly cure the hemorrhoid? Doctors’ answers would be much appreciated and those who have similar diagnosis. Thank you.
No, I’m not overweght and never was. I’m hardly 140 Lbs.

I have an internal hemorrhoid Stage I. My proctologist insists that there is no treatment for that and only gave me a Dieting List and suggested light exercise. He also mentioned that since there is no blood in my stools yet there is no point in removing it surgically. He says that it can only be dealt with later on when the hemorrhoid is External. But I really wouldn’t want that to happen. So is there another treatment in order to prevent or even possibly cure the hemorrhoid? Doctors’ answers would be much appreciated and those who have similar diagnosis. Thank you.

Did Brittany Murphy use Marijuana 3-4 times a week or more? Did she have a low weight problem? Could weed have helped?

A new way method of eating the extracted THC, one gram a day for 60 days of pure oil, building your tolerance with smaller doses for the first few weeks is advisable. This drug apparently gives your body the tools to get a good rest while recovering from diseases like Cancer and Diabetes, all while fighting off the cancer and healing the pancreas to stop Diabetes in its tracks so that you don’t need insulin anymore. It’s also said this oil will cure anything from hemorrhoids to skin cancer.

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There is nothing hateful about what I said. If you’re referring to what I said about the government, then you don’t even need to reply. Excuse me if you are to lazy to actually watch a documentary that explain the truth that the government is hiding. Have fun with your "soapbox" life. It seems to me you are living IN a box. With blinders on. robot!
Plus Marijuana…it’s a fact…it STIMULATES appetite…so maybe it could have helped her? I’m just saying…I want someone to answer the question at the top. Not debate my views in the additional information section. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION…If you want to spew your government love speech on yahoo answers…go to a category that’s NOT Entertainment & music…

my aunt was telling me about this thing that a lot of people are doing now, which is putting hemorrhoid cream on their legs, arms, or stomach and wrapping themselves in saran wrap for 3 hours. supposedly you lose like 3 inches by doing this. i guess it takes off water weight.

but does it really work?

I have an internal hemorrhoid Stage I. My proctologist insists that there is no treatment for that and only gave me a Dieting List and suggested light exercise. He also mentioned that since there is no blood in my stools yet there is no point in removing it surgically. He says that it can only be dealt with later on when the hemorrhoid is External. But I really wouldn’t want that to happen. So is there another treatment in order to prevent or even possibly cure the hemorrhoid? Doctors’ answers would be much appreciated and those who have similar diagnosis. Thank you.

How is it possible that with all the technological and medical advances at this point of the 21st century, we still haven’t found a cure for simple but annoying ailments like baldness, cold, hemorrhoids, premature ejac, acne, etc.? (not to mention cancer, aids, etc.)
I know some of those aren’t exactly sicknessess, or they don’t need "a cure", but i meant general problems related with the body, and solutions to these problems. (cancer and aids weren’t really part of the question since those seem much more complicated to cure)

I have a hemorrhoid just outside the anus. It’s not that severe though but I feel uncomfortable. They said numbing creams are effective but Im not sure with Dr. Numb. I just googled it. Help me!

I heard of a Dr. who has a program to cure hemorrhoids (some types) in 4 days you start feeling good.
Don’t know his name so if you know anything let me know.

I just found it today no more then an hour ago and I don’t like it one bit.
I been looking up cures and what not at work and I found something called "Japanese Pagoda Tree", does anyone know anything about it?

Other then that, I know i have some Tucks at home.

Anything anyone know about this nasty little thing I found on me would be greatly appreciated!

i had a external hemorrhoid and the pain and swelling went away but its still hanging out [the skin/vein] why is that? it doesnt hurt at all n i try pushing it in n it jus comes out…what can i do so it can go back in? does it mean dat the hemorrhoid isnt cured yet? thats was my first hemorrhoid so i dont know anything…

i got Hemorrhoids since i got pregnant with my little baby girl, i gave birth 2 month ago and a half, but i did not not lose the hemorrhoids, i have tried few creams off the shelf, but it seems just cooling it down when its born, but it is still their what should i do and it is really bother me. my mom had the same but she got ride of it by having operation. please advice me thanks