Just heard it, and I was just curious.
Hemorrhoid Cure Archives
Ever since giving birth (and before) I have had occasional hemorrhoids. Has anyone else had this problem. I know its personal and gross but… It’s getting worse – I used to not be abe to feel them, but only see the blood. Now I feel them and they freakin burn. I use that common cooling cream; is there something else I can use?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did "cured" ham actually have?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Do hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?
Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
Did you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?
Why is it that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your……well, you know…?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
The user has an external hemorrhoid.
This cream or product to be more specific:
http://www.amazon.com/Mayinglong-Musk-Hemorrhoids-Ointment-Grams/dp/B000RZTMUW
Here are a few things to think about:
Why do you have to "put your two pence in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
1. Is Santa happy-go-lucky because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
2. If a person with a multiple personality disorder threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
3. Would a fly without wings be considered a walk?
4. If a turtle didn’t have a shell, would it be homeless or naked?
5. Why is there a tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
6. If you aim to fail, and then succeed, what have you done?
7. If a synchronized swimmer drowns, don’t the others drown also?
8. Who was the person who looked at a cow and said "I think I’ll pull those dangly things, and drink what ever comes out."?
9. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
10. Why do they call it an asteriod when it’s beyond the hemisphere, and a hemorrhoid when it’s inside your ass?
11. Why do toasters have that setting that burns your toast so that it’s inedible?
12. Why are bath towels washed? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
13. What disease did cured ham have?
14. What level of importance are you before you are "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
15. Since Wyle.E. Coyote had enough money to buy all this ACME crap, why couldn’t he just buy some dinner?
1 why does a pizza come in a square box?
2 what disease did cured ham have?
3 why is it people say they sleep like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours?
4 if a deaf person goes to court is it called a hearing?
why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
5 why doea a toaster have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp that no person would eat?
6 if coen oil is made from corn an vegetable oil is made from vegetables what is baby oil made from?
7does the alphabet song an twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
8why did you just try singing the 2 songs above?
9why do they call it a asteroid when its outside the hemisphere,but its called a hemorrhoid when its in your butt?
10 why does a dog get mad when you blow in its face,,but when you take him for a car ride,he sticks his head out the window?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did "cured" ham actually have?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Do hungry crows have "ravenous" appetites?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated?
Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
Did you know that a goldfish has a memory span of three seconds?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?
Why is it that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world?
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your……well, you know…?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
> > > thought about:
> > > >
> > > >Can you cry under water?
> > > >
> > > >How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> > > >assassinated instead of just murdered?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it’s only a "penny
> for
> > > >your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?
> > > >
> > > >Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> buried
> > > >in for eternity?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >What disease did cured ham actually have?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be
> a
> > > >good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
> like
> > > >every two hours?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> > > >
> > > >Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars
> > > >to look at things on the ground?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see
> you
> > > >naked anyway.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible
> > > >crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> > > >
> > > >If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
> coconut,
> > > >why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re
> both
> > > >dogs!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
> didn’t
> > > >he just buy dinner?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables,
> > > >what is baby oil made from?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
> > > >
> > > >Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but
> call
> > > >it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
They cleared up & now have come back but worse. What is best to use Preperation H gel, cream suppostories or the wipes?
okay so i have had unprotected sex before id say like last month and im scared i might be pregnant. first of all my body is actin all strange, at first i thought i had a bacterial infection in my v***** because of the itching and burning that was occuring as well as bleeding which wusnt normal but then i after it lasted about five days and ended i figured it had just been my period but there were also clumps in the blood that were like white and dark red and the blood was really light so i began taking baths with alcohol and now thats cured but then the same thing startes happening with my a** and at first i thought i was just constipated because i couldnt pass a stool then i was reading on here & i saw something about hemorrhoids & them being common amongst pregnant women and i said oh sh*t because my boyfriend has been tellin me i may be pregnant since we had sex. throught the whole time of not being able to pass a stool i have been having more symptoms which i thought was the flu, headaches, stomachaches, body chills, body aches and so forth and now all of a sudden i walk into the house and all i smell is tacos & it makes me sick to my stomach, & i usually love tacos.
btw i am kinda young & telling my mother is out of the question until i know exactly wuts wrong…so please help, & im not lookin to be criticized im already scared enough.plzzz help 
Ok I noticed a problem a few days ago. It’s rather embarrassing. I felt slight pain towards the inside of my right butt cheek. Close to the hole. At first I thought it was just a bruise so I looked in the mirror and there was nothing there. So I went to sleep. Next morning I wake up and the pain is stronger and I can feel a hard lump rising. I go to sleep that night and the pain gets stronger and the lump gets larger. It’s skin colored nothing out of the ordinary, but it is getting painful to walk and sit down. It has become a pretty big lump, about the size of a ping pong ball, it doesn’t rise up THAT much but it is very easily to feel.
It rises I’d say about a half inch off the surface of my bum. I have been looking around the internet and I see people with similar symptoms to mine were most commonly being told they had a boil. Or sometimes a Cyst or a hemorrhoid?
So I’m not sure what it is. Also I might note that my LAST and final option is to go to the doctors so please if you can give me some kind of cure or if it will pass please tell me.
Also I am 16 year old male.
I have my bleeding for three weeks now. Went to dr last week, he said it was hemorrhoids and gave me cream to put on them and I got better from the bleeding for a few days and now this morning it bleed pretty good, but also my poo was kinda hard. Should I see my dr again you think, or is it to soon?
very funny sudds.
I’m aware that they are hard to get rid of other than having them lanced, however…my question comes from if it has been lanced 2 times and it keeps coming back, then whats the cure?
PS: Getting them lanced is a party…I had a great time getting that done……..twice
i want to know how to cure hemorrhoids without pain and quickly.. please help.
they just won’t seem to go away!!
i am big trouble. please help.
Hi.
I’m male. I’ve got this thing near the entrance of my anus, but it’s NOT the hemorrhoids. I’ve had it for almost 3 years now. It never bothers me. It neither hurts nor bleeds regularly. Sometimes it releases very little amount of blood when gets a bit larger.
A doctor says an infection had gotten in there sometime and the only way of getting rid of it is operation.
Should I go for it? Or should I look for other cures like other than cutting my anus?
Thank you
Hi.
I’m male. I’ve got this thing near the entrance of my anus, but it’s NOT the hemorrhoids. I’ve had it for almost 3 years now. It never bothers me. It neither hurts nor bleeds regularly. Sometimes it releases very little amount of blood when gets a bit larger.
A doctor says an infection had gotten in there sometime and the only way of getting rid of it is operation.
Should I go for it? Or should I look for other cures like other than cutting my anus?
Thank you
i have heard that hemorrhoid cream will shrink facial wrinkles for several hours. if this is true then has any company developed a cream for the face containing the same propeties thus removing the need to use bum cream on your face
I had what I thought was a hemorrhoid, but after using those OTC creams, it hasn’t improved. Now I think it may be an anal fissure. There usually isn’t any blood, but just a few tiny needle pricks of blood on the t.p. Has anyone experienced this? How do you "cure" both and what eases the pain while passing stool the best? Thanks.
for almost a year now i have had a strange marble-shapped bump on the rim of my butt hole….i was told it might be a hemorrhoid, but then heard it might be something else. i heard of something (i forget what its called) but its something that fits the discription. whatever its called, its something that is caught from public bathrooms if another with it used the same toilet.
so what id like to find out please is which it might be, and how it can be cured. at home remodeys would be best because its hard for me to get to a doctor, and would love to avoid surgery too.
My internal roids were painless….until my mother told me to take laxatives to go to the bathroom. After going so many times today w/t diahrea like bowl movements my hemroids are even mooore uncomfortable!!! and now they burn! I’ve tried sitz baths and my cream but it’s not helping me any now
i have two small hemorrhoids, and im going to go to the doctor in a few days to have them removed. and of course casue there on such a personal area, im terrified lol. ive never had any type of surgery done so im really nervous and dont know what to expect… does anyone know what the procedure will be like? how bad will it hurt? will i be knocked out? personal experiences will be most helpful please
or is this something that can be cured with no surgery and just antibiotics?
im 17 if that matters…idk if it changes anything