Bodily Functions
by Koye Lott

I get gas when I think of politicians
and the heartburn they cause
from half chewed ideas
resulting in brain farts that make stink-stink

Washington
O’ Washington…
will Activia cure your constipation?
I see you’ve sat on your hands so long
you have arthritis and hemorrhoids
So why is it so hard for us to get decent health care?

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