hemorrhoids

i am 16 and about a week ago i noticed an itch "down there." It usually only occurs at night time, or otherwise i am too busy in the day to notice it. it does not interrupt my sleeping and there are no other symptoms (bleeding etc.) now, i had oral sex twice with my then-boyfriend about 3 months ago, which has caused my worrying that perhaps he gave me hpv which is now leading to my current problems. however, this is the extent of my sexual activity. am i overly worried? could this be hemorrhoids or pin worms? please help.

My husband has been complaining about a itchy behind for a long time. OK this story has TMI but I complain b/c al his boxers have skid marks on them! He says it’s b/c he has a stop near his anus that itches all the time. I was thinking he just wasnt wiping well enough but he showed me tonight and its a little above the anus more towards his balls not other side of his butt but deff extemely close to his anus. He itches is often. It was pink and did not look like it belonged there at all? He also says it burns and sometimes hurts when he wipes? I think it’s a hemmoroid but aent they hangy? He says it irritates him a ot when he gets sweaty.
Help! What is this? I don’t really wanna inspect this ne more LOL!
oh and thanks to al the woman suffering reading this LOL! men are gross LOL!

This is a question i cant find answers to, have you ever tried this for relief or treatment?

Is it good / recommended ?

Yes no why

I have been having bleeding problems for about 1 month now and my insurance won’t allow me to see the doctor yet. I was already scheduled to go to the doctor thinking it was an anal fissure but now I think it’s hemorrhoids I didn’t go to the doctor because it stopped for a while and I thought it was an anal fissure that finally healed but now when I defecate it hurts slightly even if i’m not constipated which makes me think it’s hemorrhoids. What should I do? My job requires me to sit for long periods of time should I kneel instead or maybe standing after a few minutes doing a couple of squats, or is squatting the best way to improve blood flow while having to be stationary for a while? I mean it’s a house job so squatting for about 3 hours in front of my computer won’t seem odd to anyone ha-ha but seriously could someone help me I will see the doctor in 2 1/2 weeks from now but I am looking for a way to try and cure myself before having a check up what should I do to improve blood flow in front of my computer and what should I do about my hemorrhoids?

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a.. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt."

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

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a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
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a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can’t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

I gave birth June 27 and just recently I have started having rectal issues. When I pass stools it feels like my bottom is ripping and it hurts when it passes. When im done, it kind of burns and there is blood when I wipe. Is this hemorrhoids. What do I do to treat/get rid of them? Are they caused because of birth(in my case)

I’m 13 years old, and I think I have a hemorrhoid. I’ve researched them, because I was having the symptoms. (Itchy anus, trouble going to the bathroom.) I used a mirror to check it out, and what do you know! It looks like a big hemorrhoid to me.

I’m actually scared. I know it’s no biggie, I’m not going to die, etc. But how to I tell my mom?
"Hey mom. I have a hemorrhoid."
Really?
I’ve heard Preparation H isn’t really treatment. It just makes the swelling go down and give instant relief. If so, how to I make it go away for good?

Thanks so much for your help.

someone tell me what to do. I have a grape hanging out of my ass. it doesn’t hurt or itch, it’s just there. prep. H doesn’t work.

After a recent bowel movement, a small little hemorrhoid popped out. It’s very little and rarely seen. After constipaton, it gets bigger and inflamed but soothes down really quickly and goes back in at times. It hurts when I touch it and sometimes if I sit. But the thing is that it’s not inflamed or red and blue like usuall hemorrhoids are. It’s more greyish-white. But more white than grey. At this stage is it possible to cure it with just sits baths?? Because I hear laser surgery causes permanent discomfort in the anus and other problems as well. Some healthy advice would be appreaciated. Thank you.

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They’re going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They’re both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I have had this external hemorrhoid for a week now, and I am in so much pain and agony. I’ve been skipping high school because I can’t walk normally with this hemorrhoid. I’m done with it and have decided I need to get it popped by a doctor or something. Which treatment from a doctor would get rid of it most effectively?
And, once it’s gone, will I be able to compete in sports again?
Please answer, I’m going crazy.
Thanks

If you have hemorrhoids and had some blood loss, would that be considered too much?

I suppose its a sign that I’m growing up. I am just concerned about what it actually is compared to what I think it might be. About five days ago, I started noticing blood on toilet tissue and a burning sensation for nearly a half hour after using the toilet. And about two days later, and up until this very moment, all I feel is itching, all the time.

According to what I was reading, hemorrhoids are either internal or external. Internal ones bleed and hurt, and external ones itch. However, I have both symptoms. That could suggest that it started out as an internal one, that’s prolapsed, and is now external. But then, I don’t even know that it is a hemorrhoid, and I am not incredibly eager to go to my doctor and show her my butt, let alone stick in a finger, as I’m sure you could understand

Thanks

I just took a crap (lol, sorry best way I can put it) and I went to wipe and I noticed when I did, it sort of itched, and irritated me in some way. It isn’t extremely painful or anything. I’m thinking it might be hemorrhoids, which WebMD says can be treated at home if it isn’t serious with lots of water, fruits, and vegetables. Is this true? If not, please give me a good explanation.

Also, I’m only 14, I wasn’t really expecting it.

i got two little hemorrhoids and i dont know why i got them i dont get constipated and i eat fiber all the time, its probably because i’m sitting down all day. what can i do so they go away… i’m using preparation h so far one of them is shrinking but the other one is bleeding … why and what else can i use to cure it

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

——————————————————————————–

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? What happens to that extra penny?

——————————————————————————–

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

——————————————————————————–

What disease did cured ham actually have?

——————————————————————————–

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

——————————————————————————–

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

——————————————————————————–

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

——————————————————————————–

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON tv?

——————————————————————————–

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

——————————————————————————–

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

——————————————————————————–

Why is "bra" singular and " panties" plural?

——————————————————————————–

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
no decent human being would eat?

——————————————————————————–

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

——————————————————————————–

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

——————————————————————————–

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

——————————————————————————–

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

——————————————————————————–

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

——————————————————————————–

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

——————————————————————————–

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

——————————————————————————–

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

——————————————————————————–

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

——————————————————————————–

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you. But, when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I just saw blood on my stool right now and most likely it’s hemorrhoids right?
I have had constipation a long time and I guess that was the cause of this. I’m 14 and healthy and I’m afraid of these hemorrhoids, what should I do? if ever I visit the doctor, what would she do to me?

I just had it done with laser, 3 large clusters I was told. It is now on day 5 after and I am counting the days. even the hours! until the time I have "heard" I will be back to normal.
If you rate giving birth on a "Pain-scale" of 1 to 10 and it comes in at a 5 then this is so far off the end, I would have to give it a new number of it’s own. Maybe 20?
If anyone has has this procedure recently and can give me a timeline, a REAL timeline, for recovery, just knowing when it will end would make me feel a lot better.
Also if you know of any support groups where people who are in recovery or familar with this situation can "chat", it would be nice to hear from other people.

i have a fairly small bump on my anus and it hurts REALLY bad, i’m in a play and dancing is so pinful! i have 4 more days of the play, but i REALLY want this thing to go away! please give advice on what i should do! i’ve told my parents but they didn’t seem to care nor get help. I don’t know what to do! should i sit in hot water for 20 minutes? should i try the rubber band technique? i have the supplies and what not, but i still don’t know what exactly to do. I really want the pain to stop! it’s an eternal one, not internal, PLEASE give advice!

About 2 years now, I’ve been suffering from hemorrhoids. At first , I felt a small pile in my rectum after moving my bowel. It was as big as a string bean. I was ashame to ask anybody about it. One time, I’ve read the label of Katialis which I tried to use for skin irritations that it can also be used for hoemorroids. I tried using it but to my dismay, it got bigger so I stopped using it. Now, it is already about ¾ cm long and about 3/4cm in diameter. I’m planning to work abroad for a greener pasture but I’m very much hopeless because of my situation. Can I still get rid of this thru medication? If not, how can it be possibly be cured?