anyone have a baby with tearing or episiotomy? i had a baby 17 days ago. and i didn’t have an episiotomy, but my wall had torn with a laceration 4 inches long 3 inches deep and 300 stitches because they had to do 6 layers. and now i can’t stop itching!!!! it keeps me up all night . pleaseeeeeeee anyone. how the hell do you stop the itching. the tucks don’t work as well as i want it to. and the doctor gave me hemorrhoid cream even though i didn’t have any but she gave it to me because it apparently has a numbing agent in it. but that doesn’t really work it burns more than anything

does anyone have any advice?

I’m 20 5′9 198lb
for about a month i been getting some weird symptoms

I’m never hungry and eat a little bit and I’m full for the whole day.
losing weight fast.
burping for 2 weeks and feel like regurgitating sometimes.
abdomen cramps.
Diarrhea but make my hemorrhoid burn after going.

I’m just wondering.

pttuii … yuck …

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I heard that if you have the surgery – they can still come back. What’s the point in having it done? Is it really worth it?

I went to the docter about an external hemmeroid i had, i got a cream and by personal experience from anybody who had this, when its cured does your bottem look the same? or will it always be noticeable even when it shrinks?

I have had blood in my stool for about 3 months now and am very worried as it is on and off. Sometimes I would have blood and sometmes I wouldnt. I googled information and have found that the top four symptoms for colon cancer was.

1. blood in stool
2. pain in stomach – Nope take daily stools almost everyday
3. Different bowl movements – all have been about the same (maybe had watery stool about once or twice in a year)
4. weight loss – actually gained weight

I have not had any of those 4 but the first one(Blood in stool). I am very worried as the blood (when i wipe) is Red or Bright Red.

Is there a good chance that I have hemorrhoids instead of colon cancer. My age is 26

I am very much worried because I had an internal hemorrhoids, I haven’t consulted to the doctor yet. It is itching at night when I sleep, and I can’t really sleep. However, it isn’t painful.

my husband had severe pain about 2 years ago and actually went to the hospital. At which they did x-rays that totaled over 10,000 dollars all to release him and say they were going to refer us to a urologist! wow!!
Anyhow he saw the urologist who said he just had an enlarged prostate and the only treatment was to either just tolerate it or have surgery. Anyone know much about this? Does that diagnosis sound right.
I ask because he has been having the same pain recently and we are trying to get pregnant, so I feel like he is double pressured and I don’t want him to be stressed
oh, I read in a different post that prostate pain could be confused for hemorrhoids. Wasn’t sure if maybe he was misdiagnosed. The urologist didn’t take any x-rays only did a "physical exam"
THANK YOU!!!

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
10. What do you call male ballerinas?
11. Can blind people see their dreams?
12. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
14. Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
16. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
17. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
18. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
19. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
20. Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
21. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
22. Why do they call it an ‘asteroid’ when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a ‘hemorrhoid’ when it’s inside your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
LOL, wise guy

or the past 3 days
my poop is very thin like a pencil
and i have hard time pooping it out

i drink a lot of water and eat fiber

and my stomach keep rumbling
if my pooping wont be normal after 5 days im going to tell my mom about it

and can hemorrhoid cause thin stools?

I’m just asking for a friend, I swear. The symptoms are very painful and I can barely stand the embarrassment.

I need to find a discrete Hemorrhoid cure for my Piles. I hate going to the doctor with them. Can any recommend something?

I developed one small "Hemi" as I like to call it when I gave birth to my child 6 years ago. I didn’t notice it the for almost 2 years but for about 4 years I have had it non stop. It doesn’t bleed, burn, it doesn’t hurt to sit or anything. I actually hardly ever notice it until I think about it. It does itch sometimes which is annoying. Does anyone have an real solutions for getting rid of the hemi other than, changing your diet, eating fiber, stop sitting for a long time, sitz bath etc? I know all these suggestions but I’m looking for something maybe everyone doesn’t know about. I’ve tried prep H and suppositories and witch hazel and pushing it back up and nothing works. It’s an embarrassment. I hate when i’m about to have sexual relations and I feel embarrassed for the guy to even see me down there. I’ve had a guy ask what it was and I had to tell him and I was so embarrassed. Please help. Thanks.

I just found two little bumps around my rectum. They’re a ligher pink color, doesn’t hurt but I’ve experienced bleeding while pooping in the recent past. Could it be hemorrhoids? Are there any over the counter treatments I could try?

I’ve been suffering from painful bleeding hemorrhoids for over 2 years now, since the birth of my daughter. I recently saw a colon and rectal specialist and he told me I had one external hemorrhoid. He didn’t want to remove it because he said it may not be necessary and opted to give me a prescription hemorrhoid cream instead called Analpram. I’ve used it all up already, a 2 months supply but it didn’t help any. I still have pain and bleeding. I recently moved and the specialist is too far from me now and there are no specialist near me, only family practitioners and ob-gyns. Can an ob-gyn treat hemorrhoids? I’m miserable.

CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?

HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN".. BUT IT’S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"? WHERE’S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?

ONCE YOU’RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?

WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?

WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?

HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY" WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?

IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?

WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU’RE ON TV?

WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?

WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY’RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?

WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?

IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?

CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ? </ P>

IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN’S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN’T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?

WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS? THEY’RE BOTH DOGS!

IF WILEY E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN’T HE JUST BUY DINNER?

IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?

IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?

DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?

WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?

WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT’S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG’S FACE, HE GETS MAD AT YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE; HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW?

Another weird question I can’t find an answer for on any website:
A lot of people have hemorrhoids bad enough that they will bleed when they go to the bathroom.
Now, this means that fecal matter passes by a wound, an opening in a vein. The fecal matter is alive with bacteria that can, if they get into your system, cause all kinds of conditions. Yet I have never heard of people getting sick. Wouldn’t you expect something like blood poisoning to happen? Feces and open, bleeding wounds aren’t supposed to mix well.
I am obviously missing something here, but I just can’t figure it out. Statistically, you just would have to expect people to infect themselves occasionally.
zbelle60: Usually with hemorrhoids you do not bleed all the time when you defecate, only occasionally. Looking at it from a statistical point of view there simply have to be times when E.coli or othere germs would have to enter the vein.
Your immune system will kick in and produce antibodies and send out leucocytes, but still, sometimes germs overpower the immune system. People die of blood poisoning from small wounds.
haslo: Well, while I know a toothbrush is a haven for bacteria (that’s why I dry mine out and change them regularily), still and all, the bacteria get washed down your stomach – and in general the hydrochloric acid in our stomach takes good care of lower doses of bacteria, else our species would have died out long ago.
And as far as our immune system taking care of small wounds – this is generally true, but not always. So why don’t hemorrhoids ever kill you, but a scratch can?

I just got Hemorrhoids and I am wondering are there any ways to stop it spreading to other people? I have not been to the doctor yet but I know I have them. Is there any Home cures I can take to stop them spreading?

I know that it is possible, but would I have known with in a day or so after I gave birth to him or could it have taken 2 weeks to know? The reason why I ask is because I think I may have hemorrhoids and my son is 2 weeks old, and I know that some times when you are giving birth you get them.

What are the signs and symptoms of them? And should I call my doctor about it?

I have some pain when I have a BM and something it bleeds a little. There is no blood in my stool though. And it hurts worse the bigger the BM.
And then my anus will be sore for a few minutes after I have a BM but then I am fine.
And sometimes I itch for no reason (other than times when I need to go).
This is so embarassing. I hope I at least get some serious answers.

I had to admit, I pondered some of these questions…

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Someone in my family who’s been diagnosed w/ hemorrhoids, bleeds from them daily; I believe not only after using the bathroom, but for a while after that. Someone else (not on his part of the family) did have bad case years ago, but hardly ever complains. And he never bled on a daily basis.

This other person has been diagnosed (some months back) as a possible diabetic. Could this be main cause?