Heart disease and strokes. These ads with pulsating hearts and people suffering various degrees of palsy and related symptoms are fairly nasty and would be upsetting and offensive to some. I am sure these organisations can get what theyre seeking to achieve without going to such humiliating levels of flaunting peoples dignities.
What will they do when it gets to the issue of hemorrhoids ?

What are hemorrhoids exactly? How do you get them? If you have them, will they eventually go away without treatment?

Is Hemorrhoids occurs due to practicing anal sex?? what is the remedy? once Is Hemorrhoids are cured do they reappeal again? is there any permanent cure for this

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They’re going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They’re both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I think that is what I have is external ones. I keep bleeding and itching in that area. I am VERY persistant about cleaning that area as well. Please help!

I get them about a week into taking them. It’s strange.

These are NOT Illnesses, but only symptoms that you must learn to ask yourself—“from which of the five causes does it come from???”

These are the symptoms that were once known as real illnesses; that YOU can now learn to reverse or prevent, and/or improved by yourself with my self-healing methods.

There are two words that will make this possible to do or impossible to do:
These two words have a magic all their own –they are magical because they remind me of “Open Sesame” — once you use these words they open a new life for you if you apply them or close the door to it, they are called: Discipline and Dedication. With out these magical words nothing is possible—I will give you the path to a new life, but you must walk it and never get off of it — until the day that your real cause-point is found and eliminated.

Which one do you have and from which cause–point did it come from???

1. Over-acidity??? 2. The Chemical World??? 3. The Living World??? 4. The Nutritional World??? 5. The Viral and Bacterial World or Microscopic World???

FROM WHICH ONE OR FROM WHICH COMBINATION???

Acid Indigestion

Acid Reflux

Acne

AIDS– HIV

Allergies — Intolerance To Certain Foods

Allergies – Skin

ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder)

Agent Orange

Agitation

AIDS

Alcoholic Tremors And Addiction

Anemia, Low Hemoglobin, Low Blood Volume, Little Or Thin Veins

Anxiety Disorders

Arthritis

Asthma

Athlete’s Foot Itch That Just Won’t Go Away

Back Pain — Body Aches And Lower Back Pain

Bed Wetting — Adult
Birth Defects
Bleeding Gums

Blood — Poor Circulation—Cold Hands And Feet

Blood Clots

Blood — Toxic Due To Overload Of Worm Toxins Or Over-Acidity Or Chemical Toxins

Bloody Stools Or Rectal Prolapse, Or Blockages In The Intestinal Tract

Blood Volume – Low — Causing The Heart Stress

Body Odor

Brittle Nails

Breath — Bad Breath That Does Not Go Away, And Foul Smelling Gas And Stools

Bruxism — Teeth Grinding while you sleep

Cancer

Candida Infection

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Cholesterol (Elevated)

Chronic Fatigue

Constipation

Colds — Frequent Colds, Congestion

Cold Sores
Confusion
Cysts

Dark Circles Under The Eyes

Diabetes

Diarrhea

Drowsy, Or Tired After Meals

Convulsions

Delusions

Dementia

Depression

Digestion — Impaired

Dizziness — Light Headed-Ness
Eczema

Emotional — Excitable Or Un-Controllable Emotional State Or Seizures

Emotional — Frequent Or Un-Controllable, Or Un-Explainable Or Un-Justifiable Rage, Anger Or Extreme Aggression

Eye Twitches

Erectile Dysfunction — Inability To Maintain An Erection Due To Low Blood Volume

Fatigue — Frequently Fatigued Or Fatigued For Un-Explained Or Un-Known Reason

Fear

Fever — Low-Grade

Fibroid Tumors

Fingernails (White Spots, Brittle, Ridges)

Food — Intolerance To Fatty Foods

Fractures–Fast Recovery Time Of Broken Bones

Gall Bladder – Pain Or Infection

Gastritis

Genital Herpes

Gout

Headaches– Migraine — Chronic Or Headache For No Apparent Reason

Heart Palpitations

Heal Wounds– Fast Recovery Or Fast Healing Time

Hepatitis-C

Heart Palpitations

Heart –Abnormal Rhythms

Hemorrhaging – Internal — Unexplained Or Unknown

Hemorrhoids And Diverticular Disease And Colitis

High Blood Pressure

High Cholesterol

High Blood Pressure

High Cholesterol

Hungry All The Time

Hyperactivity

Hypotension — abnormally low blood pressure

Hypertension (High Blood Pressure)

Hypoglycemia (Low Blood Sugar)

Impotence

Infections — Lowered Resistance To Infections

Infertility

Intestinal — Frequent Intestinal Disorders, Or Intestinal Bleeding, Frequent Gas & Bloating

Intestinal — Irregular Bowel Movements, Chronic Constipation, Sluggish Elimination Or Chronic Diarrhea

Insomnia And Restless Sleep

Irregular Heartbeats

Iron– Increases Iron Absorption

Iron Deficiency Anemia

Irritability

Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)

Itching — Painful itching in or around anus, skin, penis, vaginal

Jerkiness

Joint Pain — Or Joint Stiffness And Pain

Kidney Stones

Leg Tightening

Leukemia

Liver — Pain In Your Liver

Loss Of Appetite

Loss Of Smell

Lymph Nodes — Swelling

Malaise — A General Sick Feeling

Menstrual Cramps

Mental — Difficulty Concentrating, Insanity, Disorientation

Moles

Mucus — Excessive

Muscle Cramps
Muscle Pains
Muscle Tremors
Muscle Twitching

Muscles — Sore
Muscle Weakness
Muscle Wasting

Nerve Disorders

Nervousness
Neuromuscular irritability
Nose Bleeding

Numbness In Arms And Legs

Osteoporosis

Overweight

Pain — General Aches And Pains That Migrate From One Place To Another.

Pain – Universal

Panic Attacks

Pica — Craving To Eat Soil, Paint, Eating Foul Tasting Or Obnoxious Things

Plaque — On Heart And Arteries

Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS), Breast Soreness, Vaginal: Itch, Bleeding, Pain Or Infections

Protein Deficiency
Restless Leg Syndrome
Restlessness
Seizure Disorders

Sensitivity To Light, Or Day Blindness

Skin Problems That Just Won’t Cure Or Resolve Such As: Rashes, Boils, Pimples, Acne, Sores Etc.
Sonophobia — Fear of loud sounds that irritate your nerves
Spasms

Stiffness — Back, Neck

Stress

Scurvy

Sleep — Needing To Sleep A Long Time, Or Inability To Stay Asleep

Stomach Pains

Stomach — Protruding Belly Caused By Infestation Of Parasites

Stunted Growth Or Delayed Puberty

Swollen Legs

Tension

Tics

Tightness

Tinnitus (Ringing In Ears)

Twitches

Twitching Eyelid

Viruses

Vision — Partial Loss Of Vision, Or Total Blindness, Or Pain In Eyes

Warts

Weakness — General — Or low energy level

Weight – Excess Weight Or Can’t Gain Weight

Wombs or open sores that won’t heal or close

my age 26

My cousin had her baby 7 months ago and is still having issues is there a way to rid herself of hemorhoids and if not is there a way to make the pain stop?

Is this true? If so, what kind is the best and how should it be applied? How often do you put it on – morning/night? Also, are there any known side effects?

1/ On a blanket> Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

2/ On a motorcycle mirror> Remember, objects shown are actually behind you.

3/ On a bottle of milk> After opening, keep upright.

4/ On a insect spray> This product not tested on animals.

5/On a product for painful haemorrhoids> Lie down and insert poscool slowly like a sword-guard into anal duct, while inserting for appox 5 mins keep quiet.

6/ On a M&S Bread pudding> Product will be hot after heating.

7/ On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights> For indoor or outdoor use only.

8/ On a bag of Sainsbury`s peanuts> Warning contains nuts.

9/ On a Swedish chainsaw> Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

10/On a Rowenta iron> Do not iron clothes on the body.

11/ On Boot`s childrens cough medicine> Do not drive a car or operate machinery.

12/ On nytol sleep aid> Warning may cause drowsiness.

13/ On a pkt of sunmaid raisins> Why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal.

I had Hemorrhoid for the past 3 months. It hurts, it itches, also i bleed after i take a #2. My doctor prescribe to me proctosol-hc 2.5% cream. The medicine works but it still hasn’t removed the Hemorrhoid. What can i do or take to removed my Hemorrhoid forever?

I bought some Preparation H and feel a bit better. Do hemorrhoids go away on their own? Please advise

I am 20 year old female, healthy weight/diet/exercise. These are the symptoms I have been experiencing;

*Bloating, and abdominal fullness all the time.
*Blood on toilet paper after b.m. (Dr. said no hemorrhoids, but VERY faint trace blood on rectal swab)
*Stabbing cramps
*Change in bowel movements, sometimes dark/small/hard other times very loose/light….. also very painful.
*creaking sounds coming from abdomen, persistent gas comes and goes.
*feeling like I have to have a b.m. but can’t (laxatives/enema does not help)
*very tired all the time
*lower back pain (pinching when I bend over)
*pain radiates from left to right and around naval.

****every since a trip to Jamaica in 06′ I have been having weird health problems. Started with aggressive and chronic UTIs/kidney infections. Now not so much, just these persistent abdominal issues for the past few months.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!
Well my BMI shows I am underweight, barely. I have always been small though and don’t gain weight easily. I am 5′9" and 130 lbs. My eyes may look a little yellowish, not much though.

Also, this is very random but just another weird thing. I was in Hawaii a couple years ago and went swimming in a mountain lake, woke up the next morning covered in small clear filled blisters (not from sun). They would pop and expand… sore to touch and at the same time I began to experience severe diarrhea and chills. Never found out what it was.

Your thoughts please…

SPANISH MOSS (Also referred to as Crape-moss and Old man’s beard)

When boiled, the concoction is used to bathe swellings and also relieve pains
associated with rheumatism
Boiled (when green) – drink the "tea" for easy delivery at childbirth
Increases the flow of mother’s milk
Assists in promoting the delivery of the "afterbirth"
Taken twice daily to "clean out" after giving birth
When green, can be put in shoes to lower blood pressure
When crushed, apply to hemorrhoids
When tied around the neck, it relieves sprained neck
VITAMIN E OIL

Apply twice a day for herpes to encourage the healing process
Avoid eating peanuts during this time since they work against the natural healing
in the body
CAYENNE PEPPER

Mix some cayenne pepper with aloe juice and rub over sore muscles or arthritic
joints
Also good for bee stings
ALOE VERA

Aids the healing of burns and sores
Can also be taken internally for stomach disorders
BAKING SODA

For acid stomach, make a drink of ½ teaspoon baking soda and a few drops
of lemon juice in ½ cup warm water
LEECHES

Many rheumatism specifics are found in Negro "leechcraft"
Leeches are used in many modern orthopedic facilities today to keep the
circulation in injured limbs and digits from gumming up during the healing process
BLACK DOG

Grease stewed from a black dog is a helpful cure for rheumatism, though some
say it should be put on in the dark of the moon to be most effective
RATTLESNAKE SKIN

A snake skin, especially the skin of a rattlesnake, dried and tied around the
wrist or leg is good for rheumatism
Worn around the waist, it will prolong life
The flexibility of the snake may have been the quality which first suggested its
use to cure stiffness
BUZZARD FEATHERS

For rheumatism, asthma, and "jerking fits" (epilepsy), two wing feathers of a
buzzard are effective if burned under the nose and the smoke inhaled
SILVER DIME

A coin, especially a (silver) dime, worn about the neck or ankle will surely stop
rheumatism
GARLIC

Used to regulate blood pressure and relieve cramps
Crush one clove of garlic in a glass of hot milk and drink quickly
EELSKIN

Tie the hair up with eelskin to make it grow
Wear it around the head to cure headache
If worn about the wrist, it will relieve pain there
Rubbing the part of an aching back with an eelskin is an effective relief
WOODLICE

Sew "live woodlice" into a pouch and hang around baby’s neck to relieve pain and
fever associated with "teething"
When the woodlice die, the teeth come through
Currently used in the rural south
The "woodlouse" is the Porcellio scaber
Not to be confused with white ants or termites

Chicken-pox
Go into the chicken house and let the chickens fly over you, or simply push the
patient backward into the henhouse.

Chills and Fever
Cut a notch in a piece of wood for every chill you have had, blow on it, and throw
it into a running stream where you never expect to pass again. Go home without
looking back, and you will have no more chills.

Typhoid
Typhoid fever may be cured by taking a bath in steeped peach leaves, while a
young black chicken is split open and applied bloody and hot to the chest.

Backache
Let a child who has never seen his father or the seventh daughter of anyone walk
across your back.

Toothache
Pick an aching tooth with a splinter (from the north side of a pine tree that has been
struck by lightning) and throw the sliver into running water.

Hiccoughs
May be cured by holding your breath and taking nine swallows of water. Nine grains
of pepper for nine mornings or nine shots held in the mouth are equally effective.

Sore Throat
Tie the sock that you have worn all day around your throat with the sole of the sock
turned towards your skin. Some believe that salt or warm ashes should be put into the
stocking and some insist upon using a dark stocking.

Earache
Take the head off a wood beetle and drop the one drop of blood that comes out into the aching ear. For similar results, get some hair from a young girl and place it in your ear.

He had extremely rough anal sex with me. He was like an animal. Now i have lot of anal pain and i have developed fissures too. I’m about to get hemorrhoids. I left him a voice mail about it, but he didn’t care to respond.

i have ended relationship with him as a result but it still does not seem to bother him one bit. He has absolutely no remorse or regret. What can I do in this situation?

I am really confused as to what I have, I have symptoms to both. I cannot go to a docotor.
I have not traveled nor have I tried Preperhation H

Does anyone know what the best hemorrhoid cure is? I need something that will work fast.

3 days ago i had constipation
and it hurts i wipe my butt and got some blood in it, i cleaned it with soap and put some ointment
i told my mom about it and she said eat a lof of Apricot and drink water which i did

and this morning i had a diareah but no bloood
and now im having hard time pooping again >.<

do i have anything to worry about or i have to go to the doctor..

and any more tips on how to get my poop soft?

thank you

I’ve heard for a long while that using the cream is really effective for dark circles.
I’m not sure if it’s entirely safe though.
Have any of you guys tried it? What are your suggestions/comments?
Thanks(: